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dalelazarov:

Straight Superman/Gay Superman by Ty Templeton.

dalelazarov:

Straight Superman/Gay Superman by Ty Templeton.

yesterdaysmeme:

screamingfemale:

positiveconnotation:

IT’S TIME FOR MY GIVEAWAY!

To celebrate my 200th follower, my birthday and my one-year anniversary to my boyfriend, Matt, I’ve decided to host my very first tumblr giveaway.

Included in the prize package will be:

-A copy of Yes Means Yes! by Jaclyn Friedman and Jessica Valenti
-A copy of A Piece Of Cake by Cupcake Brown
-A journal
-13 of the cutest fucking colored pencils you ever did see
-A “love bug” worry stone, to keep your troubles away
-A “boobies!” sticker
-A fucking adorable handmade stuffed cyclops owl (made by yours truly)
-12 condoms
-A small clitoral vibrator from EdenFantasys
-2 soft cup menstrual cups


The Rules:

-You don’t HAVE to be following me, but I’d appreciate it. Especially since this giveaway was mostly prompted by the fact that I reached a landmark number of followers.
-You may reblog as many times as you like, and one like counts as an entry, but only on one of your accounts. I think it’s cheap if you enter on, like, six different blogs. Don’t be a dick.
-If someone who doesn’t need/want a vibrator or menstrual cups wins, I’ll think of something else.
-The giveaway ends on June 13th, after I graduate, because I don’t want to deal with it until then.

Good luck, have fun, and I hope you win. I love you guys!

plz let me win this

rebloging because of that boobies sticker (tom delonge’s cancer fund) and because i know i won’t win 

I want the cyclops owl. She’s cute!!

Awwwww.

Awwwww.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

yepperoni:

if u guys dont kno about this show


its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness  

OK!

OK!

Joan smacks the shit out of this woman. Love it!!

risingtensions:

via nosonoso

Hausu wrist warmer?!?

risingtensions:

via nosonoso

Hausu wrist warmer?!?

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.